“He’s an oracle from my village” – Video trends as lady berates small sized man during a blind date (Watch)

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A video that vividly captures a disastrous blind date has gone viral online. In this Instagram-trending blind date scenario, a lady’s quest for love takes an unfortunate turn when she loses her composure upon discovering that her date is a small-statured man who could be described as a person of short stature.

Initially, during the blind date meetup, the lady and the small-statured man did not directly face each other, with the interviewer acting as an intermediary.

During the interview, the small-statured man was asked about the kind of woman he was looking for. He expressed his desire for a tall, curvaceous, well-proportioned lady with a fair complexion, and several other qualities. He also described himself as handsome, caring, willing to do anything for the woman as long as she loves him, and a devout person.

When it was the lady’s turn, she mentioned her preference for a successful man who could provide for her, someone who owns a car, is financially stable, and shares her faith in God.

As the interview progressed, the two were instructed to turn and face each other. Upon seeing each other, the lady, utterly surprised, exclaimed with a loud “Jesus.”

Rating the lady, the small-statured man gave her a 5 out of 10 and pointed out that she lacked a generous backside and had smaller breasts. He mentioned that she was acceptable and could still be considered.

In response, the lady burst into laughter and firmly stated that she couldn’t even give him a zero. She challenged him for saying, “he go manage am.”

Adding to her critique, she mocked the small-statured man for wearing slippers and blamed the interviewer for arranging such a blind date, expressing her desire for genuine love. She further complicated matters by body-shaming the small-statured man, referring to him as an “oracle” from her village.

Watch the video below;

Here are some reactions from viewers:

  • thisiskaha: “She says na village oracle 😂😂😂😂 People have no chill, I swear.”
  • only1daddyess: “She says na JESUS 😂😂😂💔💔💔.”
  • surex.funds: “Why did the host bring his little brother to the blind date 😂.”
  • easystrings_: “She was just standing there, listening to the sound coming from the floor 😂.”
  • ennylasbeautyworld: “Na Igbo oracle true true… still dey get choice eleleya 😂😂.”
  • iamhenryarnold: “Describe yourself and my guy refused to mention his height.”
  • always_connects: “She said it’s manageable front and back, that’s the key to her acceptance 🙄🤦‍♂️😂😏.”

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